I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
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