Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
We talked him into tasing himself.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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