You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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