Don't you send me to vm
Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
I got a handjob from a sober married woman in a parking lot in the middle of the day, yet you still cant manage to get laid by a drunk single slut at the bar at 1am. Wtf
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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