i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
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