The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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