im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
is that a dick in a sweater?
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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