these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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