where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
handjob tips. give me some.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
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