We named our party play list daddy issues
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
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