Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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