He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
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