i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
Randomize
