Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
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