let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
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