turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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