so explain again why im purple
no
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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