she takes plan B like it's going out of style
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
You can't just leave with hair like that
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
Randomize