I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize
