I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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