I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
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