Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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