Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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