margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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