yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
OPIZZABONMYDICK
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
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