It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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