why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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