we're blogging at a bar
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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