it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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