I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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