weddingsv make me drug and hornr
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
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