Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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