we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
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I need you to use more vowels.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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