careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
When I'm drunk i like to pretend my penis is zeus and instead of peeing i'm throwing lightning bolts into the toilet...it helps me focus.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
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