Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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