i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
The police scanner is talking about you again....
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
I pour the whiskey from now on
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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