We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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