So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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