She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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