Fine. I'll sleep in my office
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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