Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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