But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
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