all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
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