Don't worry. I has chaperone.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
I need a burrito and a hug.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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