if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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