Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
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