I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
My underwear smells like fireworks.
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
The struggles of a small town man whore
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
