hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
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