Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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