were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
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