Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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