: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
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