How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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