YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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